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lonely
Feb 27, 2007 9:31:47 GMT -5
Post by madratdan on Feb 27, 2007 9:31:47 GMT -5
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a >> pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to >> buy an unusual pet. >> >> After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug), >> which came in a little white box to use for his house. >> >> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and >> decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a >> drink. >> >> So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's >> with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. >> >> This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked > him >> again, "How about g oing to the bar and having a drink with me?" But >> again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. >> >> So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He >> decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up > against >> the centipede's house and shouting,"Hey, in there! Would you like to > go >> to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" >> >> A little voice came out of the box: >> >> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my @#$%^ shoes."
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