Post by madratdan on Nov 21, 2005 9:31:45 GMT -5
ATLANTA ( AP Nov 16) - The governors of Alabama, South Carolina,
Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have
made a disturbing discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become
romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not
pretty and the governors now have the sad task of reporting
the emergence of a new race: Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported .
but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to
isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the
following offspring:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
Sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and
Yomamma Bin Lovin.
Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have
made a disturbing discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become
romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not
pretty and the governors now have the sad task of reporting
the emergence of a new race: Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported .
but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to
isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the
following offspring:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
Sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and
Yomamma Bin Lovin.