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Post by L Roebuck on Sept 30, 2005 7:11:19 GMT -5
;D Humor Disclaimer: Not for the humor impaired! ;D
Intended solely for entertainment purposes; If you are easily offended by cave satire or any other forms of cave comedy or cave humor or have no sense of humor, STOP HERE - DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER – EXIT THIS THREAD NOW! Material © by individual authors and or contributors.
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I thought this might be fun as well as humorous for us cavers. Just add the last portion on to " You are such a caver if....."
You are such a caver if..... All your underwear is cave mud brown!
You are such a caver if..... You have more than 100 event t-shirts in your closet!
You are such a caver if..... You buy your caving clothes at Good Samaritans!
You are such a caver if..... Your truck is always full of cave gear!
You are such a caver if..... You are proud of the calluses on your feet!
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Post by Sharon Faulkner on Sept 30, 2005 7:45:06 GMT -5
....if, you plan your vacation time around caving events.
....if, the first thing you do in the morning is read the caving forums for the latest news on caving. ;D
....if, you buy multiple pairs of boots when they go on sale.
You can't scare me with caving humor Lynn! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by L Roebuck on Sept 30, 2005 7:51:55 GMT -5
Good to hear someone else has a sense of humor! ;D I was beginning to think I was the only caving soul that had been given an over abundant DNA Cave Humor Gene.  Really....If we can't poke fun at ourselves then we are taking life far too serious. Life is to short..... |
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Post by L Roebuck on Sept 30, 2005 12:13:58 GMT -5
You are such a caver if..... you have a batroom!
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Post by L Roebuck on Sept 30, 2005 16:04:20 GMT -5
You are such a caver if.....you have a bat sticker on your mail box! You are such a caver if.....you have a Bat Crossing sign in your Yard! You are such a caver if.....Halloween is your favorite holiday! You are such a caver if.....you have mud in your blood as well as in your teeth, hair, ears, etc! You are such a caver if.....your significant other is a caver! You are such a caver if.....you have more than one bat house! You are such a caver if.....Batman is one of your favorite movies! You are such a caver if.....you have caver bumper stickers on your vehicles! ;D  |
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Post by Brian Roebuck on Oct 1, 2005 10:15:32 GMT -5
You are such a Caver if...
you only drink Jack Daniels due to the guano piles in the cave stream they get their water from.
you read other caving forums every morning just to raise your blood pressure enough to wake up!
you go caving instead of making up silly humor on the computer.
you have never even heard the term "speleopolitics".
you realise you should NEVER frequent caving discussion boards online.
you go out of your way to disguise your virgin leads...
your mousepad, vehicles, powertools, house, workplace, friends, relatives, pets, spouse, etc has the NSS logo on it.
you have a collection of stuffed bat toys.
You have an unusual caver nickname given to you by fellow cavers.
you're not "afeared" to politely post what you think on this forum.
your friends and family do not understand why you aren't around on weekends.
your neighbors think you are nuts for climbing a rope hanging from a tree in your yard just for fun!
you run and jump with great ease through commercial caves to the horror of the tourists your own age.
you pester cave guides on that tour with really dumb questions like "How long did it take the Indians to dig this cave"
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Post by Sharon Faulkner on Oct 1, 2005 11:29:43 GMT -5
;D ;D These are hilarious, actually made me laugh out loud.  Kudos Dr. Beaner! |
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Post by L Roebuck on Oct 1, 2005 15:36:33 GMT -5
You are such a caver if ..... you are only considering purchasing an extra piece of property because it has a fantastic ravine that would be just right for setting up a tyrolean traverse! |
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Post by madratdan on Oct 1, 2005 16:19:27 GMT -5
I you call in sick for work to go caving, surveying and/or diggng.
Your club motto is Find em, Scoop em, Bury em. ;D
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Post by Brian Roebuck on Oct 1, 2005 20:10:18 GMT -5
You are such a caver if... you get a job with the sewer department just so you can crawl through tight spots for a living. your pants are tied up "Jethro style" with PMI maxwear! even your kneepads need kneepads. you work under your house wearing full cave gear and feel comfortable there. |
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Post by L Roebuck on Oct 2, 2005 10:25:34 GMT -5
You are such a caver if ..... when your sick - what you need is a goooooooooooood cave trip!  You are such a caver if ..... you have a stock pile MRE's, energy bars, energy drinks, batteries, etc, etc...  You are such a caver if ..... you skip family reunions to go caving! ;D You are such a caver if ..... the electricity goes out and you can light your house with caving lights!  |
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