Post by Cavestar on Aug 29, 2005 21:21:14 GMT -5
A woman was having trouble with her husband -- again. Finally she'd had enough, asked him to move out, and filed for divorce.
While the divorce was pending, she walked on the beach one day and found a bottle in the sand. Curious, she opened it, and out surged a genie!
"Thank you for freeing me, " it said. "In gratitude, I will grant you three wishes."
"Really?" "Really. I have the power to grant whatever you want. I only need to know if you are married."
"What? Why do you need to know that?"
"Because if you are married, then whatever you wish for, your husband will get twice as much."
"That's unfair and sexist!"
"Don't blame me, I didn't write the rules. If you ask for something, he gets twice as much, period. Do you want your wishes, or not?"
"Okay, okay. Just let me think." A few moments later, she said, "I want a million dollars."
"It's in your bank account right now. And there are two million in your husband's acount. What else would you like?"
"I want to be a D cup." Several buttons popped off as her chest billowed forward. "And a week from now, I want you to scare me half to death!"
While the divorce was pending, she walked on the beach one day and found a bottle in the sand. Curious, she opened it, and out surged a genie!
"Thank you for freeing me, " it said. "In gratitude, I will grant you three wishes."
"Really?" "Really. I have the power to grant whatever you want. I only need to know if you are married."
"What? Why do you need to know that?"
"Because if you are married, then whatever you wish for, your husband will get twice as much."
"That's unfair and sexist!"
"Don't blame me, I didn't write the rules. If you ask for something, he gets twice as much, period. Do you want your wishes, or not?"
"Okay, okay. Just let me think." A few moments later, she said, "I want a million dollars."
"It's in your bank account right now. And there are two million in your husband's acount. What else would you like?"
"I want to be a D cup." Several buttons popped off as her chest billowed forward. "And a week from now, I want you to scare me half to death!"