Post by madratdan on Jul 24, 2006 8:02:48 GMT -5
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An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor is amazed
>at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you manage to stay in
>such great physical condition?"
>
>"I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape.
> I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
>
>"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more
>to it. How old was your dad when he died?"
>
>"Who said my dad's dead?"
>
>The doctor is amazed, "You mean to tell me that you're 80 years old .....
>and yo ur dad's still alive? How old is he?"
>
>"He's 100 years old," says the old golfer. "He's a golfer too. In fact,
>he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive."
>
>"Well," the doctor says, "that's just great, but I'm sure there's more to
>it than that. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
>
>"Who said my grandpa's dead?" Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean to say
>you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible .....
>and how old is he?"
>
>"He's 118 years old," says the old golfer.
>
>The doctor is getting very frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he also
>went golfing with you two this morning?"
>
>"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
>
>At this point the doctor is close to 'losing it'. "Getting married!!
>Just why in the world would a 118 year-o ld guy want to get married?"
>
>"Who said he wanted to?"
An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor is amazed
>at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you manage to stay in
>such great physical condition?"
>
>"I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape.
> I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
>
>"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more
>to it. How old was your dad when he died?"
>
>"Who said my dad's dead?"
>
>The doctor is amazed, "You mean to tell me that you're 80 years old .....
>and yo ur dad's still alive? How old is he?"
>
>"He's 100 years old," says the old golfer. "He's a golfer too. In fact,
>he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive."
>
>"Well," the doctor says, "that's just great, but I'm sure there's more to
>it than that. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
>
>"Who said my grandpa's dead?" Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean to say
>you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible .....
>and how old is he?"
>
>"He's 118 years old," says the old golfer.
>
>The doctor is getting very frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he also
>went golfing with you two this morning?"
>
>"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
>
>At this point the doctor is close to 'losing it'. "Getting married!!
>Just why in the world would a 118 year-o ld guy want to get married?"
>
>"Who said he wanted to?"
