L Roebuck
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Post by L Roebuck on Jan 9, 2008 8:07:51 GMT -5
Chupacabra DNA Testing Results Partially Human! Dood Abides, Unconfirmed Sources Washington, DC (APE) - In a stunning announcement late today, scientists at the investigatory arm of the Natural History Museum in Washington, DC stated that DNA obtained from the controversial Chupacabra specimen in Cuero, Texas as well as another reportedly identical specimen obtained from a rural, Maryland area were virtually identical and contained roughly 80% human DNA. The second specimen was killed outside the home of a Mary Cheney, and submitted for further examination to the Natural History Museum. Scientists there have tentatively named the apparently new species "Chupacabra Chenensis" Full Text
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Brian Roebuck
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Caving - the one activity that really brings you to your knees!
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Post by Brian Roebuck on Jan 9, 2008 21:07:00 GMT -5
Even though the bottom of the page reads: Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious. I still believe! Long live the Chupacabra!
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