saltpeter
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Post by saltpeter on Aug 23, 2007 17:25:02 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Beaner,
I am in need of the good Doctor's advice. Is it ok to take caving photos?
Speleologically Yours,
Saltpeter
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Brian Roebuck
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Post by Brian Roebuck on Aug 23, 2007 18:09:46 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Beaner, I am in need of the good Doctor's advice. Is it ok to take caving photos? Speleologically Yours, Saltpeter Goodness Saltpeter, Your timing is impeccible! May I call you Salt or would you prefer Peter? Salt it is! I shall simply cut and paste my latest diatribe on that very subject below. I pray that you never suffer the fate of those severly affected by what you are about to read... Alas I digress... Back at the Beaner Labs our crack team (I really gotta get them off that stuff!) has been staying up for days feverishly working on the ongoing dilema. In an epiphany I think I finally figured out what the problem is... It was brought on by a nervous condition known as Loss Of Standard Evaluatory Reasoning (L.O.S.E.R.) whereupon the afflicted individual just don't get it anymore. Therefore when the NSS motto said "Take nothing but pictures" etc the L.O.S.E.R. assumed it was OK to just go out there and "take" pictures! It is highly likely L.O.S.E.R. cavers could be confused by this to the point of fanatic responses to such a situation. Typically the subject goes to any length to prove to themselves that he or she is correct above all else. This of course is the common malady known as Confusing Your Allegations (C.Y.A.). When the typical L.O.S.E.R. begins to C.Y.A. the entire pseudo logic stream begins to crumble resulting in even more odd behavior patterns. I have seen examples of this such as wearing cooking utensiles while caving. But I digress...... Our labs are working on a cure. To date we haven't found one. I am setting up a fund for research into this horrible condition. Lives are at stake! Please give and give generously to Beaner's Save the L.O.S.E.R. Fund. Send your unmarked cash donations to: BSLF 143 N Rippoff Ave Winchestertonville, TN 370023 Don't be a L.O.S.E.R. - send your cash today!  So there you have it Salt! Advice worth everything you paid for it. Thus if you choose to really pay and pay dearly send your bountiful donations to the address above! Peace, Dr. B |
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